{"id":907,"date":"2016-09-23T15:39:20","date_gmt":"2016-09-23T19:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=907"},"modified":"2016-11-08T23:50:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T04:50:04","slug":"907","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2016\/09\/23\/907\/","title":{"rendered":"New Release Roundup &#8211; Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn, Frank Zappa, and beccs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>COMEDY <\/strong><br \/>\n1. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mariabamford.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Maria Bamford<\/a> \u2013 <em>20%<\/em><br \/>\nAt the beginning of Maria Bamford\u2019s set on <em>20%<\/em>, she gives the audience a warning. Most people probably know what they\u2019re about to see, she says, but sometimes you\u2019ve been brought along by a friend and it\u2019s okay to leave. It\u2019s an acknowledgment up front that what\u2019s coming is a little strange. It may seem like a kind of throwaway introduction, but it pays off a few minutes later, when Bamford punctuates a routine comparing the impossibility of finding a mate to the unlikelihood of achieving her show business goals, which she has. \u201cHappy anniversary to my husband of one year and to show business audience of twenty-five years,\u201d she says, \u201cI love you far more deeply than the day we first met, and the fact the we all still have the free will to abandon each other at any given moment makes it all the more compelling.\u201d It\u2019s a hint of what it\u2019s like to walk around in Bamford\u2019s shoes. Every interaction with other people has the potential not just for mortification, but for personal annihilation. Everything good is ephemeral. Painting a ceramic dog bank as a gift for her parents becomes an eternal point of contention between her mother, who hates it, and her father, who hides money in it. As Bamford puts it, the bank is \u201cthe savory piece of gristle those two kids can tug back and forth over the course of their golden years.\u201d When she has a breakdown, a fellow comic brags to her that he\u2019s never missed a show, even when he lost control of his bowels onstage with a dangerous fever. \u201cYou\u2019ve gotta make those fuckers laugh,\u201d the comic says. That makes Bamford feel guilty, and she feels the need to explain. \u201cI guess I just\u2026 I was worried I wasn\u2019t able to think or talk and that might not be as funny as I\u2019d hoped,\u201d she says. Her world is bewildering and sometimes terrifying, like a funny version of Kafka. Voices and characters are a big part of Bamford\u2019s presentation, and have been for a while. But where you might have gotten one at a time five or six years ago, now they come roaring out unpredictably at different points during a bit. There\u2019s no windup \u2013 she gets into and out of them quickly, and there might be three or four in a particular train of thought. If all of that is too strange, she understands. But there are plenty of compelling reasons to stick around.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/281887042&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"909\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/braniposehn_small\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"225,225\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"braniposehn_small\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small.jpg\" alt=\"braniposehn_small\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-909\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/braniposehn_small-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianposehn.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Brian Posehn<\/a> \u2013 <em>Criminally Posehn<\/em><br \/>\nBrian Posehn is still the metal-loving, horror-movie-watching, raunchy nerd he\u2019s always been. But on his new special, <em>Criminally Posehn<\/em>, in wide release today after the video was released on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seeso.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Seeso<\/a> and an early <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audible.com\" target=\"_blank\">Audible<\/a> release, he is trying to reconcile all of that with how old he\u2019s gotten. The 49-year-old no longer knows what songs Weird Al is parodying, and he can\u2019t stand the hipster kid opening up for him and complaining about his life. Mostly because that kid is too young, with his mustache wax and unicycle and an iguana on his shoulder, to really have earned his self-hate. He was an awkward-looking kid. \u201cLet\u2019s put a little beak on a human, what\u2019ll that look like?\u201d he says, \u201cLet\u2019s put a beak on a human and make a little bird boy\u2026 Let\u2019s give him a vision problem so it looks like his glasses came attached to his fucking nose.\u201d He went bald at 23, a crushing blow to a metal guy. And now he has let himself get fat, shocked that he hasn\u2019t choked from falling asleep in a hotel room with a \u201cnight-night treat\u201d hanging out of his mouth. Which is not to say that Posehn takes himself too seriously. He takes his shots at \u201cDiners, Drive-Ins, and Dives\u201d host Guy Fieri, with the caveat, \u201cI like to put cheese on gravy, and that fat bitch tells me where I can do that shit.\u201d He imagines an angry nerd at Comic Con changing his views on Lady Thor when he\u2019s getting a cosplay lap dance, and wonders why serial killers take on such weak prey. He\u2019d like to see one go after a martial arts expert, or a former soldier who still remembers how to kill. If you get the Audible version of the album, you get an extra routine about Posehn\u2019s visit to a restaurant with no menu, where customers get whatever the owner wants to serve them, and their possible abuse of angels to obtain a secret ingredient (hint \u2013 it includes a fairly unpleasant excretion). It\u2019s personal, silly stuff for your inner teenager, who may or may not be on his way to crusty old man.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KB0asozE9B0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>MUSIC <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"910\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/zappatite\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"225,225\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"zappatite\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite.jpg\" alt=\"zappatite\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-910\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Zappatite-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>1. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappa.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Frank Zappa<\/a> \u2013 <em>ZAPPAtite<\/em><br \/>\nThe new Frank Zappa releases keep coming. Some of the albums, like the July release <a href=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2016\/07\/16\/new-release-roundup-715-frank-zappa-and-joe-list\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Crux of the Biscuit<\/em><\/a> that filled in the history of making the Apostrophe album, are meant for diehard Zappa fans. <em>ZAPPAtite<\/em> is more of a \u201cZappa for Beginners.\u201d It\u2019s a fine collection of some of Zappa\u2019s greatest rock and roll songs, but the diehards will have all of this stuff already. Still, I\u2019d encourage those who do to make their own playlist with the tracks from <em>ZAPPAtite<\/em>. Listening to \u201cCosmik Debris,\u201d \u201cDirty Love,\u201d \u201cJoe\u2019s Garage,\u201d and \u201cDancin\u2019 Fool\u201d together in one collection, an odd thought struck. Zappa has been praised for so many things \u2013 his range as a performer and composer, his satirical sense of humor, all of the \u201cgraduates\u201d from his bands. All of that is represented here. But what I never hear is someone talking about how tuneful Zappa could be. \u201cI\u2019m the Slime\u201d and \u201cYou Are What You Is\u201d and so many others in this collection are first-class earworms. Even some of the more outrageous tunes like \u201cBobby Brown Goes Down\u201d or instrumentals like \u201cPeaches En Regalia\u201d are hummable. The album is divided somewhat arbitrarily into three categories, Appetizers, Entrees, and Desserts. The first two are the more accessible songs and the last features his \u201cvirtuosity and singular live performances\u201d like \u201cG-Spot Tornado\u201d and \u201cCocaine Decisions.\u201d Those categories make about as much sense as any other you\u2019d try to impose on Zappa\u2019s catalogue. But it\u2019s all tasty, as promised.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BTR2-f5Kz_s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"911\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/beccs_small\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"225,225\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"beccs_small\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small.jpg\" alt=\"beccs_small\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/beccs_small-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beccsmusic.com\" target=\"_blank\">beccs<\/a> \u2013 <em>Unfound Beauty<\/em> EP<br \/>\nOn her debut EP, <em>Unfound Beauty<\/em>, Brooklyn-based songwriter beccs bares her soul to a jazzy pop soundtrack. She\u2019s acknowledging her faults, and searching everywhere for the help or inspiration that will pull her through. She wrote \u201cTherapy\u201d on a hospital piano where she was being treated for an eating disorder. \u201cI believe that someday we will see ourselves as who we wanna be,\u201d she sings, talking about being in an abusive relationship with herself. \u201cIf you\u2019re scared of me, well damn, I\u2019m scared of me, too\u201d she sings on the next tune, \u201cScared of Me.\u201d The next song, \u201cWaiting,\u201d is a lilting, wistful  piano ballad. It almost sounds optimistic, but it\u2019s about someone trapped by their regrets, hoping something will come along and make them live their life. She turns \u201cIt\u2019s For You,\u201d a song Paul McCartney and John Lennon wrote for Cilla Black, into a burner, singing with a combination of tenderness and brass similar to Black, or Shirley Bassey for that matter. It\u2019s not until the closing title track that she allows herself to mention there might be \u201cunfound beauty\u201d buried in her somewhere, if she could find a way to unleash it.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uzZrfLTJilk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>COMEDY 1. Maria Bamford \u2013 20% At the beginning of Maria Bamford\u2019s set on 20%, she gives the audience a warning. 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