{"id":3749,"date":"2019-10-17T06:00:08","date_gmt":"2019-10-17T10:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=3749"},"modified":"2019-10-16T20:24:47","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T00:24:47","slug":"dhff-2019-the-horribly-slow-murderer-returns-in-spoon-vs-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2019\/10\/17\/dhff-2019-the-horribly-slow-murderer-returns-in-spoon-vs-spoon\/","title":{"rendered":"DHFF 2019: \u201cThe Horribly Slow Murderer\u201d Returns in \u201cSpoon vs. Spoon\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Every day through October, the Department of Tangents brings you the Daily Horror Film Fest \u2013 one short horror film for every day of the month. It might be terrifying, it might be funny. It could be an homage classic monsters or something entirely new. Check back every morning for a new scare as we celebrate horror shorts! <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Remember yesterday, when I showed you \u201cThe Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon\u201d by Richard Gale and I told you I would give it a prize for commitment to premise? Ten minutes of a man being chased relentlessly around the globe and getting smacked with a spoon. Well, there is a sequel, \u201cSpoon vs. Spoon,\u201d and it it today\u2019s feature. <\/p>\n<p>The man getting thwumped in the first short, forensic pathologist Jack Cucchiaio, tried everything he could, including guns and dynamite, to kill or at least delay his attacker. Nothing worked. But there is one thing he didn\u2019t try. As <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4iGSAFjzBd8\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Tick would say, \u201cSpooooooooooon!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t9-faa56l-s\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day through October, the Department of Tangents brings you the Daily Horror Film Fest \u2013 one short horror film for every day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1422,5,386],"tags":[2357,2437,2438,2436],"class_list":["post-3749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","category-daily-horror-film-fest","category-horror","category-movies","tag-dhff-2019","tag-richard-gale","tag-spoon-vs-spoon","tag-the-horribly-slow-murderer-with-the-extremely-inefficient-weapon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/spoon-vs-spoon-copy.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lGwW-Yt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3749"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3753,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749\/revisions\/3753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}