{"id":3135,"date":"2018-12-03T06:00:08","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T11:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2018-12-03T03:08:43","modified_gmt":"2018-12-03T08:08:43","slug":"laughs-brian-kiley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2018\/12\/03\/laughs-brian-kiley\/","title":{"rendered":"LAUGHS Brian Kiley"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;You have to be ready for anything when you\u2019re a parent. One time my son was three years old. We come back from the drug store at the mall, he pulls a candy bar out of his pocket. Now, I didn\u2019t buy him a candy bar, I know he didn\u2019t pay for it. So we jump back in the car, we drive back to the mall, and this time, we went to a jewelry store. You gotta strike while the iron\u2019s hot.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.briankiley.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Brian Kiley<\/a>, Conan writer, stand-up, and author. Kiley was the <a href=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2016\/03\/18\/dot-podcast-ep1-comedian-and-author-brian-kiley\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">first guest on The Department of Tangents Podcast, which debuted March 18, 2016<\/a>. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You have to be ready for anything when you\u2019re a parent. One time my son was three years old. We come back from&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3136,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[17,108,1864],"class_list":["post-3135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","tag-brian-kiley","tag-conan","tag-laughs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Brian-Kiley-copy.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lGwW-Oz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3138,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions\/3138"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}