{"id":2856,"date":"2018-10-15T04:30:57","date_gmt":"2018-10-15T08:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=2856"},"modified":"2018-10-07T22:45:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T02:45:08","slug":"laughs-jenny-zigrino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2018\/10\/15\/laughs-jenny-zigrino\/","title":{"rendered":"Laughs: Jenny Zigrino"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;We\u2019re so mean to little kids. Like, if you have a little boy, you give him the most realistic goals. You\u2019re like, &#8216;Jimmy, you can be a fireman, a policeman, or president of the United States.&#8217; But for little girls, we give them the most unrealistic goals. We\u2019re like, &#8216;Sarah, you can be a princess, a mermaid\u2026 or president of the United States.'&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyzigrino.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jenny Zigrino<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2018\/03\/01\/dot-podcast-ep53-comedian-jenny-zigrino-and-guest-co-host-jessie-baade-with-new-music-from-matt-minigell\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Department of Tangents EP53<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We\u2019re so mean to little kids. Like, if you have a little boy, you give him the most realistic goals. You\u2019re like, &#8216;Jimmy,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[1169,1864],"class_list":["post-2856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","tag-jenny-zigrino","tag-laughs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/JennyZigrino_Headshot-copy.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lGwW-K4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2856"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2861,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2856\/revisions\/2861"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}