{"id":2069,"date":"2017-10-04T08:30:15","date_gmt":"2017-10-04T12:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2017-10-04T22:52:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T02:52:29","slug":"daily-horror-film-fest-self-assembly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2017\/10\/04\/daily-horror-film-fest-self-assembly\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Horror Film Fest: Self-Assembly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing like a good creepy commercial for drilling an image into a viewer\u2019s head. Producer\/Director <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DirectedByRay\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ray Sullivan<\/a> and writer <a href=\"http:\/\/fugtheworld.blogspot.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Garret Shanley<\/a> have updated the \u201cSilver Shamrock\u201d riff with an Internet ad for \u201cSalvo\u2019s Self-Assembly Cabinet,\u201d which features a smiling mascot that will haunt your waking life. When a young couple suffers the death of their little boy, Salvo has a replacement for them. Obviously, this doesn\u2019t turn out well for everyone, but it does have kind of a happy ending. I\u2019d like to see more of Salvo. But I\u2019ll understand if you don\u2019t. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/112920290\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/112920290\">SELF-ASSEMBLY (Horror Short) 2015<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/raysullivan\">Ray Sullivan<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing like a good creepy commercial for drilling an image into a viewer\u2019s head. Producer\/Director Ray Sullivan and writer Garret Shanley&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1422,5],"tags":[641,1432,1431,1433],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","category-daily-horror-film-fest","category-horror","tag-daily-horror-film-fest","tag-garret-shanley","tag-ray-sullivan","tag-self-assembly"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/ASSEMBLY.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lGwW-xn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}