{"id":1882,"date":"2017-07-26T14:31:26","date_gmt":"2017-07-26T18:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/?p=1882"},"modified":"2017-07-26T14:55:24","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T18:55:24","slug":"alice-coopers-paranormal-welcome-back-to-the-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2017\/07\/26\/alice-coopers-paranormal-welcome-back-to-the-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Alice Cooper&#8217;s Paranormal: Welcome Back to the Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a little silly how happy it makes me to hear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alicecooper.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Alice Cooper<\/a> sing lines like, \u201cPlease watch your step dear, the world is out to beat you\/Don\u2019t you know there\u2019s cannibals designed to kill and eat you\u201d over a snarling guitar riff. There has always been a large dose of kitsch to Cooper\u2019s work, a perfectly satisfying mix of rock and roll rebellion and haunted house theatrics. He\u2019s been able to keep that up for nearly fifty years, and he\u2019s in fine form on his new album, <em>Paranormal<\/em>, out 7\/28. The line I quoted is from \u201cDead Flies,\u201d a slapstick broadside of modern times that includes, among other nuggets, the line, \u201cYour phone knows more about you than your daddy or your mother.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Paranormal puts twelve new tracks together with six classics, including \u201cNo More Mr. Nice Guy\u201d and \u201cSchool\u2019s Out,\u201d recorded live in 2016. The bridge between them being two new songs recorded with original Billion Dollar Babies, guitarist Michael Bruce, bassist Dennis Dunaway, and drummer Neal Smith. It was also produced by Bob Ezrin, who also produced about a dozen of Cooper\u2019s albums, including those early landmarks <em>School\u2019s Out<\/em>, <em>Billion Dollar Babies<\/em>, and <em>Welcome To My Nightmare<\/em>. He also produced <em>The Wall<\/em>, which is obvious in some spots on this album (try not to think about the marching hammers from The Wall when listening to the ominous organ-and-guitar driven \u201cThe Sound of A\u201d). <\/p>\n<p>Plenty of bridges to the past, and the realization that all the right things about Cooper haven\u2019t really changed. That musty, dreadful smell you get when you first enter a funhouse and everything goes dark, before the pneumatic hiss thrusts a ghost wrapped in chains at your cart \u2013 that\u2019s what you get in sonic form from the first chiming guitar arpeggio on the title track. \u201cI\u2019m condemned to the long, endless night,\u201d Cooper sings. Again, how happy that condemnation makes me. \u201cAnd my shadow has lice of its own,\u201d he continues, \u201cWatching you while you sleep all alone.\u201d Fast cars, big guitars, rats gnawing on human flesh, and maybe an occasional jazz hand. What more could you want from the man? <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NlEcM53kj_I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s not a lot of sentimentality on the album. The Cooper character\u2019s take on romance? It starts with \u201cFallen In Love,\u201d which catches him looking back for a second, singing, \u201cI was a billion dollar baby in a diamond vest\/Now I\u2019m a dirty desperado and a steaming mess,\u201d but the chorus, tongue firmly in cheek, is \u201cI\u2019ve fallen in love and I can\u2019t get up.\u201d Although a couple of songs later, he is head over heels on \u201cHoly Water.\u201d And surprisingly inspirational. \u201cYou\u2019ve got to sing it out\/You\u2019ve got to reach for the sky until you wring it out,\u201d he sings, \u201cKiss the devil goodbye\/You got to wrap your arms around the woman you love\/And raise your eyes to the lord above<\/p>\n<p>There is a slightly noticeable change on \u201cYou and All of Your Friends\u201d and \u201cGenuine American Girl,\u201d the two collaborations with the old bandmates. The songs are a little grittier, from a sonic perspective. It\u2019s subtle, but it makes me wonder what the rest of the album might have sounded like with Bruce, Dunaway, and Smith. Maybe not better, but different. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1885\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/2017\/07\/26\/alice-coopers-paranormal-welcome-back-to-the-nightmare\/alicecooperknife_credit_robfenn\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"650,433\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn-300x200.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn.jpg\" alt=\"AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn\" width=\"350\" height=\"233\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1885\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn.jpg 650w, https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperKnife_CREDIT_RobFenn-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>The message is consistent, though. \u201cWe\u2019re burning down your city\/The message has been sent,\u201d Cooper sings on the final track, \u201cThis is how it all ends for you and all of your friends.\u201d And it\u2019s satisfying to know the old crew is back to bring down that final curtain.  <\/p>\n<p>A couple of points from covering comedy come to mind listening to Paranormal. Cheech Marin once said of Cheech &#038; Chong that, \u201cThe reason we\u2019re so dangerous is because we\u2019re totally harmless.\u201d People loved Don Rickles because, even at his most offensive, there was no discernable malice in the man. That applies to Cooper, too. Yes, he may travel with a guillotine and a few gallons of fake blood. He may sing about things that go bump in the night. But it all works because that spark of good-natured mischief is always there. And I&#8217;m always happy to return to the nightmare. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Also New July 28:<\/strong><br \/>\nCars &#8211; <em>Panorama<\/em> (reissue)<br \/>\nCars &#8211; <em>Candy-O<\/em> (reissue)<br \/>\nJerry Garcia &#038; Merl Saunders &#8211; <em>Garcialive Vol. 9<\/em><br \/>\nMick Jagger &#8211; &#8220;Gotta Get A Grip&#8221;\/&#8221;England Lost&#8221; (single)<br \/>\nElvis Presley &#8211; <em>Boy From Tupelo: The Complete 1953-1955 Recordings<\/em><br \/>\nKatie Von Schleicher &#8211; <em>Shitty Hits<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a little silly how happy it makes me to hear Alice Cooper sing lines like, \u201cPlease watch your step dear, the world&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1883,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,5,7],"tags":[404,1352,1350,1354,1358,1355,1353,1356,1357,50,1351],"class_list":["post-1882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","category-horror","category-music","tag-alice-cooper","tag-billion-dollar-babies","tag-bob-ezrin","tag-cars","tag-elvis-presley","tag-jerry-garcia","tag-katie-von-schleicher","tag-merl-saunders","tag-mick-jagger","tag-pink-floyd","tag-the-wall"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/AliceCooperParanormal.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lGwW-um","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1882"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1892,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions\/1892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickzaino.com\/departmentoftangents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}